20+ Edtech Pick-Up Lines for Your Valentine’s Day Pleasure

20+ Edtech Pick-Up Lines for Your Valentine’s Day Pleasure

By
Alice Barton

It’s a special time of year and we'd like to help you add some frivolity and fun. Can any of our “edtech pick-up lines” work for you and your special someone? Or just curl up with your fav personal device and whisper sweet nothings to its motherboard. Enjoy.


Are you an edtech entrepreneur? Cause you just started me up.

I’m looking for some seed funding--so I can sow the plant of our love.

Why don’t you make like a PowerPoint presentation and slide on over my way?

You must be an MVP, because my love for you just launched.

Whether Chromebook or iPad, I just want some 1-to-1 time with you.

Let’s make like programmers and hack our way into each other’s hearts.

You’ve left digital footprints in my heart. Perhaps it’s time to take this offline?

You ain’t gotta go to school. I can be your classroom anytime, anywhere.

Won’t you please accept my request for proposal to procure your love?

Your name must be Google, because you’re all I’ve been searching for.

Why don’t you come on over here and analyze my Big Data?

Darling, seeing your smile flips my classroom upside down.

How about we make like a new school model and blend?

This micro-credential certifies my undying love for you.

No law of attraction can STEM the way I feel about you--in fact, my love is quite STEAM-y.

My Personalized Learning Plan recommended you next.

You’re the single turn-on solution I’ve been searching for my whole life.

I’m an educator, too… technically speaking ;)

What do you say we drop those worksheets and do a little hands-on learning?

Sign up with me and I won’t share your data with anyone.

Hey girl. I like my dates just like my interactive whiteboards. SMART, easy to work with, and good with children.

I’m a professional, and you need some development.

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Got some edtech pick-lines of your own? We’d love to hear ‘em. Share them in the comments section below, you saucy minxes.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Major thanks to Alex Madda, Tony Wan, Alice Barton, Tyler McNally, Leonard Medlock, and Michael Winters for their help on this article.

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